Wednesday, May 17, 2006

The Executive Assistant Maw

You know how black holes suck things in and once a planet or star or whatever has been sucked in by its gravitational pull, there's no way the suckee can get out or break free?

Well, I think Napoleon is trying to use the Black Hole effect on Twiggy.

Because he just turned down another round of candidates, including Nitpicker, for the executive assistant position.

And they are talking to Twiggy, trying to get her to take that job.

I think Napoleon's strategy is to crush all resistance and suck her into the Executive Maw back there. The theory, I think, is that if she stays back there long enough, she'll never leave.

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