Friday, August 04, 2006

Paris Hilton Swears Off Sex for a Year

What's interesting is not that she's decided to publicize this little mission impossible. For her, I mean.

What's interesting is that she claims she's only had sex with a total of two men in her life. I'd find my sister swearing off Oxycontin, welfare, SSI, toxic friends, and ruining her life way more believable than this chick having had sex with only two guys in her entire life.

She's totally going to regret having made that statement. Guys are going to come out of the WOODWORK crying foul. Who knows, I guess. Maybe it's true. But I just find that realllllly hard to believe.

Yeah I know. Judge not, lest ye be judged.

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