My Own Post Secret

Every time I sit at Twiggy's desk, I take one small, ancient, never-used item of junk and toss it in the trash.

She never notices.

Probably because there are so bloody many of them. Temp used to complain to high heaven about how cluttered it was. And baby, it IS.

She and MJ were a pair in that regard -- both of them loved QVC, both of them seemed really fastidious, but when you sit at their desks, both desks were filthy. So it is at Twiggy's desk. It's frickin gross. Like she doesn't wash her hands after putting foundation on. Yucky.