I guess she was a little bit wilder than I thought.
I was online last night trying to avoid compulsively overeating when someone from my past, the Burger King guy, messaged me.
His Royal Highness was a Director here until he decided to quit and form his own company. Not too long ago, rumors were abounding that he wanted to come back. I have no doubt they were true, as he actually told me once that I might soon see him back here (http://asecretaryslife.blogspot.com/2005/11/guess-whos-trying-to-come-back.html#links).
But he apparently has given up and forged ahead with this position at the company that he owns a part of.
Anyway, he messaged me last night and we chit chatted. He remarked about Adminzilla's departure and how funny it was.
We commiserated about her and MJ; both had major personality defects. He asked if things were better since MJ's demise, I said they were and that I thought she was a bully; he agreed and added that she thought she was 'bulletproof'. Then he gave me some more dirt on Adminzilla's antics at the party.
Apparently, she followed a VP into the men's bathroom, got a look at his bits, then proceeded to joke to the VP's wife, in front of said VP, about how small his bits were. At that point, Napoleon told her that she'd had too much to drink and to go home. People had seen her follow that guy into the bathroom and no one really knew what had happened. He was very mum about it. Now we know why.
God, what an idiot. It just gets worse and worse the more you know about what actually happened.
The Burger King asked me to keep it quiet; basically, the usual 'you didn't hear it from me' song and dance. It will be hard to keep this juicy gossip to myself, but I must. Ah well...such is life. Twiggy would love to hear this, but I shall remain silent. The minute I told her would be the minute that the whole department found out. And his royal highness would be quite angry with me. So I shall keep this to myself. :) Indeed. :)
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