via text messages
Secretary: Wanna go sheet shopping with me tonight?
(5 minutes later)
Secretary: Never mind, I wanna get flowery sheets.
(5 minutes later)
Phone rings. I answer.
"ABC Nuts and Bolts Company, Secretary speaking."
Boyfriend says, "I wanna go shopping with you."
"No, that's ok, I'm good. I can go alone."
"No, no. I really wanna go shopping with you."
I guess he didn't like the idea of rose-covered sheets. Ah, such is life.
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