Go Away Twiggy, No One Wants You Here

Dear Twiggy,

Thanks for not taking a lunch at all. Now I can't go either. I appreciate it!!!!!!

About as much as I appreciate constipation, or that nasty feeling when you go to poop after you haven't been taking much liquid in.

For future reference, would it be too much to ask you to take your lunch AWAY from your desk, since you annoy HRH, Me? Thanks.