Guess what? We are  moving to a house next Friday. Just renting, but it's really pretty cool. The  house was recently renovated and has a big backyard and a driveway, is in the  perfect location for us, cute kitchen, nice living room, good bedrooms...it's  great for us! 
 I guess I should  thank the Mack for his bad advice. Here's what it consisted  of.
 M: "They sent  you a letter saying I yelled at the Resident Manager? I didn't yell at her! That  lady is very TREE-cherous!"
 Me: "Well just  let me handle interactions with the RMs. You're not on the lease you know.  Didn't you think what would happen if you did that? What I'd have to deal  with?"
 M: "I'm really  sorry. But you should MOVE! These people are  TREE-cherous!!!"
 Me: "Umm, I  don't have a place to move to..."
 M: "Just give  your notice." 
 Me: "Isn't that  like a bad idea, since we don't have a place to move to  yet?"
 M: "Oh don't be  scared. They can't throw you out!" Awww, my man is so protective. He will  protect us from the evil landlord! 
 I said to myself,  this is a bad idea. Then my mouth moved and here's what came  out...."Well...ok."
 Hey guess what what  I found out when I followed the advice and gave the notice but then decided  we didn't want to move? Uhhh...yeah they can. Basically, your lease ends on the  date that you specified when you gave notice and that means that there is no  document covering your stay there. I can speak with authority here because after  that phone call which was a rude awakening for me, I called three attorneys to  figure it out, since the Mack was basically like, "Oh they can't throw you  out. Get an attorney; I will pay!" So what that means is that the landlord  will start an action on your a$$. Yeah no thanks, I don't need that mess.  
 Why do men insist  on fighting with every dang person? Or I guess just this man?  
 So after my rude  awakening, and confirmation that I was indeed up a creek made out of fecal  matter and no paddles aside from my hands to get out of the poop creek, I had a  talk with the Mack.
 "You give the worst  advice on the planet! I'm never listening to you again!! How could I  have been so stupid to give my notice without a new place to  live?"
 Now he's laughing.  "I'm sorry! I thought they couldn't throw you out!" Now we're both laughing for  some insane reason. 
 We had looked at  this lovely little house on that Sunday (this all went down Tuesday). We had  liked it but the Mack wanted to buy a house for us this summer. So I called up  the landlord and let him know we'd take it. Thankfully, he hadn't rented it to  the two flakey girls that had looked at it at the same time as us. I wouldn't  have rented it to them either. I guess my idea about putting makeup, jewelry,  and nice clothes on when we went to go look at the house, and arriving on the  time for the appointment, worked after all! 
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