There is Something About South America

Where does the coca leaf come from? South America.

Where does marijuana come from (besides Nebraska ditches...just roll with me here)? South America.

And, now, where does Damiana come from, which is found innnn...K2 incense. Not intended for human use!!!!!!!! all over the label. It's incense, you hear me? Incense!! Not grass! Not anything like marijuana!! INCENSE!!!!!!! I don't even know why you're asking about that!

Moving on.

I'm kind of starting to think that South Americans are plotting against us. No, not through illegal immigration, all you beautiful, loving Christians. :) No, no.

Because the aboriginal tribes aren't actually tribes of Native Americans.

They are tribes of professional spotters of potentially intoxicating herbs.

I've figured it out. South America hides its true intention from us and keeps us in its thrall by dressing up their professional product testers in leaves, beads, feather, teeth, bones, and strange hairdos. Yes.

That is why most of the good drugs seem to come from South America. Damiana is the new one. It's the main ingredient in that new product, K2 incense. Incense. Anyway, I guess damiana makes you want to have relations or do your relations better or something. Not talking about your cousins.

But I have an idea that would improve K2. I have an idea for a drug that Americans will kill for, start wars for, assassinate leaders of sovereign nations for!

Find a drug that's all black or something, then name it Crude Oil or Petroleum!!!! You could come up with some kind of concept about how fast it'll make you go or how it's only a dollar a gallon. You'd sell that shit like hotcakes, seriously. People would line up for blocks.